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Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:43:44 -0500

thenewromantic:

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Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:35:17 -0500

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rich

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dogs

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johnnyybravo: (via br7ndon) false. Fire Starters are for...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:24:08 -0500

johnnyybravo:

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false. Fire Starters are for lame-ohs who want an easy game.

hahahah so true

markmyblog: thewarindrew: meniwouldmarry: Naked Justin Thomas...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:14:03 -0500

markmyblog:

thewarindrew:

meniwouldmarry:

Naked Justin Thomas Clynes

stoppppppppppppp.

off the box

Guy Makes $83K a Year Wearing a T-Shirt

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:07:00 -0500

Guy Makes $83K a Year Wearing a T-Shirt:

“Jason Sadler, 26, sells companies the opportunity for him to wear their company’s shirt for a day. He charges what he calls “face value”, meaning January 1st costs $1 and December 31st costs $365. It might not sound like a ton of cash, but it adds up to $66,795 on a sold out calendar. He then sells monthly sponsorships adding upwards of $18,000 to his take home.” — article

I would sooooo do this.

'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares - Click for Video!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:49:19 -0500

'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares - Click for Video!:

johnnyybravo:

rising:

Yesterday Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak sang her hit song “Tardy for the Party” live for the first time. It is the scariest thing to happen on television since Britney Spears crashed an burned at the VMAs. Worse even!

Anyone who has watched the show knows that Kim can’t sing. She couldn’t perform in the recording booth and she couldn’t learn when she got voice lessons. Instead she just sort of makes a croaking noise like a sorority girl that is about to puke up those seven beers next to a tree on the quad. It was a bit shocking when the track came out and it wasn’t that bad. Catchy, fun, and AutoTuned within an inch of its life thanks to fellow Housewife Kandi Burruss, “Tardy for the Party” became a campy hit in gay bars and for anyway who has a TiVo season pass for the show.

While everyone was just about sick of it, the one thing that Kim can do to further interest in the track was sing it live, without the aid of computer tricks to make her voice sound good. This wasn’t like watching a train wreck, because sometimes in a train wreck there are survivors. This was like watching a massacre. Kim couldn’t sing, even with a back-up track that was doing most of the work. She couldn’t keep up with her stilted back up dancers. She couldn’t get the look of pained concentration off her face. Someone give this girl a glass of chardonnay and a shotgun, because she needs both.

Very astute observations. I could not have said it better myself… that’s probably why i’m reblogging it instead. =P

For those who don’t know, I hate Kim Zolciak with every fiber of my being.

P.S. LOVE the other housewives facial expressions during the entire “performance” of that “song”.

Most of the time I think it’s really stupid to hate a reality show celebrity or even a real celebrity. I feel like it’s a waste of time since, more than likely, the person you’re spending so much energy disliking won’t ever even know you exist. This kind of outlook sometimes makes it easier to enjoy catching up on celebrities’ lives, or in this case, the lives of a bunch of rich bitches from Atlanta. There was clearly a lot going on that wasn’t really being discussed, but I hope that just means they’re saving it for season 3. The song, while catchy if only because of its repetitiveness, is completely devoid of talent, and I think that’s clear when you listen to it. I think it’s great that these woman, who have obviously had rather rough lives, have found a way to promote themselves and even make money off of it. ESPECIALLY if it means they humiliate themselves on national tv. Oh Kim, Love You. LOLS

rising: andrewwoj: mighty-mau: emeraldst: yerawizardharry: (...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:16:10 -0500

rising:

andrewwoj:

mighty-mau:

emeraldst:

yerawizardharry:

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This is fucking nifty. I need it.

Can this be modified to hold 2 bottles of booze? I could do without the cigarettes.

I want it. I agree though, more room for booze.

or more misc. (5)

lemorrocos: fornicationcrime: hello there… tonight?…of...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:14:44 -0500

lemorrocos:

fornicationcrime:

hello there… tonight?…of course.

No Doubt suing over 'Band Hero'

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:14:10 -0500

No Doubt suing over 'Band Hero':

‘The band is suing game publisher Activision over the use of the group’s digital likeness in the newly released game “Band Hero,” reports The Los Angeles Times. The suit claims that the game’s ‘Character Manipulation Feature’ unfairly lets players use the band’s avatars to perform songs by other artists, effectively turning the group into “a virtual karaoke circus act.”’ — article

Former employee opens fire at Orlando office tower

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:08:14 -0500

Former employee opens fire at Orlando office tower:

“ORLANDO, Fla. – Officials searched Friday for a gunman who opened fire in a downtown office building where he used to work. At least six people were hurt.” — article

YIKES!

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Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:02:10 -0500

markmyblog:

blatino:

Dave And Travis
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maxismyhomeboy: robinrenee: fuckyeahcuteguys: channing tatum...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:26 -0500

maxismyhomeboy:

robinrenee:

fuckyeahcuteguys:

channing tatum in gq magazine, 2009.

can I adopt him?

Traveling topless

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Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:40:50 -0500

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ckburch: suicideblonde: sexual:(via limeflavored)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:36:36 -0500

ckburch:

suicideblonde:

sexual:(via limeflavored)

mrgolightly: suicideblonde: Lily Allen neonsugar:(via...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:33:18 -0500

mrgolightly:

suicideblonde:

Lily Allen

neonsugar:(via llee22)

love her AND that dress

ckburch: suicideblonde: kiki-miserychic:(via mkat21)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:32:30 -0500

ckburch:

suicideblonde:

kiki-miserychic:(via mkat21)

dailycuteboy: 827: I kidnap boys and take Editorial Photos of...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:29:54 -0500

dailycuteboy:

827:

I kidnap boys and take Editorial Photos of them.

what a fun idea

Woman Discovers She's Allergic to Husband... On Wedding Night

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:29:22 -0500

Woman Discovers She's Allergic to Husband... On Wedding Night:

adeandabet:

katieschenk:

boutofcontext:

Mike and Julie Boyde practiced safe-sex consistently until their wedding night. After the I-Do’s, they both said I-Don’t to prophylactics, leading to an immediate, painful discovery: Julie’s allergic to Mike’s mix.

After numerous tests and doctors visits, the couple were eventually told that Julie suffers from seminal plasma hypersensitivity.

Dr Andrew Goldstein said: ‘The body recognizes the sperm as a foreign protein, like it would recognize a peanut allergen or a pollen so you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings.’

It means that her body attacks Mike’s sperm, making it inactive.

The inconceivable couple will pursue adoption.

Learn something new every day.

This is why you should taste the milk before you buy the cow…if you know what I mean…

i second that